PTO Today

Hey the cops kicked us off the street, so now I'm home and in need of more drinks. I'm feeling mighty fine right now but can use another.. What are you serving at the bar?

Bertha thanks for being our 100th post/customer!! WWWHHHOOOAAA!!!
What's your pleasure?

Tiner, I have a girl friend that actually gave her daughter her HS nickname! It's so corney, no one can pronounce it or spell it. Her husband even said when their second came...NO DRUGS THIS TIME or he was going to name the baby! lol!

Well, back the goofy schedual for mr. mykids. UGH, can't wait for Spring!

OOHHH look what I found, strawberry margarita mix! Hope backhoed wasn't saving it!

Anybody?? [i]Teen proceeds to look for the blender and ice...bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/i]

ooohhhhh yyeeaaahhh!

I'll take one of those. Grilled chicken on the menu tonight. I would never name my child a nickname, they are so aweful!!!! The only reason I use tiner as an email is it's the only thing he can remember!!! He is always losing stuff...not many places it can go in a semitruck I would think!! Anyway, keep those drinks coming cause tomarrow I have to fix my oriental trading order. They sent me the wrong thing and I hate to bother them but I need my balloon animals as I am tired of the same old crap at fall festival. Funny, we always make the same amount year after year. Whats on the jukebox?

[i]backhoed eases in by way of the backdoor, creeps through the kitchen and grabs a piece of the grilled chicken... Coming through the door into the main bar room she peruses all the customers enjoying their libations and eyes the strawberry magaritas in the blender. She pours herself a nice iced cold margarita and perches herself upon a nearby barstool.[/i]

Yee haa we have 100? Don't they celebrate 100 day in school?

Just got in from a rescheduled high school football game.(Ivan was creating a lot of water here yesterday) We won..hehehehe... naturally.

Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday (the day of rest - ha right sure thing)

Its happy hour time!

Pour me another...What's wrong with the jukebox tonight? I haven't heard a song all night.

yeah yeah.... the plug got torn out of the wall last night when someone fell off the mechanical bull - they must have forgotten to plug it back in. I'll get it. [i]sounds of vintage Elton John fill the bar room.......Captain Fantastic and the Brown dirt Cowboy....[/i]

You sure that wasn't you riding that bull?? Any Elton John is fine with me. Does the jukebox have the one he did with George Micheals? If so here's my quarters. I love that song. Pour me an OJ please. All this stupid rain from the hurricane has given me the sniffles. That and mold growing on everything!!!!! Who knows once the Nyquil kicks in I might be brave enough to ride that bull. If all these blood thirsty mosquitoes don't eat me first.

You people are still nuts. I should fit right in!! Got any V-8? I had a wedding to attend Saturday night and it was an open bar. Ugggh. I'm getting too old for that stuff. It's Monday morning and I'm still recovering.

It's been so long since I popped in! I have NO time to read past responses but I did see that Tim has graced us with his presence.
How about we have a "Page Two, Welcome Party" for the new folks? I definitely agree that we need to make it known that this bar isn't exclusive but all can join the fun!

Gotta input memberships, volunteers, and start my assignments from the State PTA Board meeting (it was a rough couple of days...)

But shoot me a vodka and 7 up before I go...I need a bit of the hard stuff!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hi guys, I can cover the late shift tonight. I love Elton John! We saw him twice! Once with Billy Joel (I lost my voice...okay strained my vocal cords for three days!) and when he can back alone. Best show I've even seen next to Cher...of course!

sooo....oohhh chicken mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. [i]Teen starts hunting down the blender and some "fun" ingredients. Grabs another peice of chicken and pulls up a stool with the ladies....[/i]