PTO Today

Thanks, Skyview, for the idea. We did ours a little different. It was actually a football/cheerleader banquet.

Six players drank 4 oz of aloe vera juice from a baby bottle. Top four went to round two.

Round two consisted of a boiled egg with chinese noodles poked in it. We told them it was balut, a Philippine delicacy of a fertilized egg. We also gave them a pickled onion and told them it was a sheep's eyeball and some fat pasta with cinnamon and told them it was grub worms. The kicker was the seaweed. All four got sick and one threw up. The place went wild.

We didn't do round three. It was going to be baby octopus, sardines, jackfruit, bamboo shoots, dried tremella. We just went crazy at the Asian store.