1. There’s simply not room at the school to store ponies until parents can pick them up.
2. There’s no way teachers will agree to holding classes on the playground for a week.
3. It’s nearly impossible to get a block of 400 tickets to see Harry Styles.
4. Parents aren’t so crazy about the maintenance costs for in-ground swimming pools.
5. Pumping kids full of sugar at Dessert for Lunch Day could result in too many visits to the principal’s office.
6. A life-size Barbie dream house just isn’t going to happen.