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Humor for the Day.........

17 years 2 months ago #126973 by Rockne
Sorry guys. I love jokes as much as the next person, but want to keep the boards on topic.... Closing thread.

Tim

PTO Today Founder
17 years 2 months ago #126972 by Shawn
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often."
Oliver Hereford

<font size=""1""><font color="#"black"">Liberalism is not an affilation its a curable disease. </font></font><br /><br><font color="#"gray"">~Wisdom of Shawnshuefus</font><br /><br><font color="#"blue""><font size=""1"">The punishment which the wise suffer, who refuse to take part in government, is...
17 years 2 months ago #126970 by Shawn
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Rita Rudner

"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Unknown

<font size=""1""><font color="#"black"">Liberalism is not an affilation its a curable disease. </font></font><br /><br><font color="#"gray"">~Wisdom of Shawnshuefus</font><br /><br><font color="#"blue""><font size=""1"">The punishment which the wise suffer, who refuse to take part in government, is...
17 years 2 months ago #126961 by CrewChief
Guys, come one, the girls are wailing on you today! I'll cross party lines and throw one out there for you....

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same."

"The ultimate aim of karate lies not in victory or defeat but in the true perfection of one's character."
17 years 2 months ago #126958 by morejokes
Replied by morejokes on topic RE: Humor for the Day.........
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. R Hansome

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. C Whitton

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. M Pearson
17 years 2 months ago #126939 by my3strongtikes
OH my god thats funny Not that I would do it, but its funny!!!!

Cindy

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<br>&quot;People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privelege.&quot;
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