1. Punk Tank: Kids serve out their detentions in the dunking booth.

2. Pin the Tail on the Principal—with a real principal.

3. Goth Face-Painting: Let the artist make you up like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, or one of the guys from Kiss.

4. Text-off: Teachers vs. students for the Golden Thumb award.

5. The Amazing Madam PTO, Fortuneteller: “I see lots of rewarding work, new friends, and fun ahead!”