1. When you yell her name at school, she instantly appears to help.

2. She only barks at other parents when they’re in danger.

3. After family fun nights, she’s more than happy to mop up the cafeteria floor—with her tongue.

4. Just one can of Alpo at the PTO volunteer appreciation dinner and she’s slobbering all over you and your officers.

5. A volunteer with four speedy legs? Outstanding!