1. Spread a rumor that the principal’s tongue is frozen stuck to the flagpole.

2. Install a hot tub in the parking lot. OK, maybe just offer free coffee in the carpool lane instead.

3. Invite the Clean Sweep crew to do some spring cleaning—in the PTO storage closet.

4. Serve tropical drinks, complete with umbrellas, after meetings.

5. Drop bingo night for a “Beach Blanket Bingo” party with Hawaiian shirts and a Hula-Hoop contest.