1. Head Helium Balloon Inflation Specialist
2. Second Vice President in Charge of Paper Cups and Napkins
3. Deputy Used Tissue Collector at Boohoo Breakfasts
4. Senior Toilet-Unclogging Technician for Family Fun Nights
5. Chief Tactical Officer, Melting Prevention Operations for Ice-Cream Socials
6. Master Moistener of Bingo Blotters
7. Undersecretary to the Director of Hand-Sanitizing Affairs
8. Director of PTO Stuff Operations, Organization and Storage Division
9. Master Bagel Slicer for On-Campus Staff Appreciation Events
10. Treasurer Intern, Department of Manual Cash-Counting