1. Head Helium Balloon Inflation Specialist

2. Second Vice President in Charge of Paper Cups and Napkins

3. Deputy Used Tissue Collector at Boohoo Breakfasts

4. Senior Toilet-Unclogging Technician for Family Fun Nights

5. Chief Tactical Officer, Melting Prevention Operations for Ice-Cream Socials

6. Master Moistener of Bingo Blotters

7. Undersecretary to the Director of Hand-Sanitizing Affairs

8. Director of PTO Stuff Operations, Organization and Storage Division

9. Master Bagel Slicer for On-Campus Staff Appreciation Events

10. Treasurer Intern, Department of Manual Cash-Counting