1. Assume an alias and go undercover for a while.

2. Gather up all the bubble wrap sheets you can find and pop them all.

3. Invite parents to bring family pets to meetings. Whether it’s therapy or a real zoo, you’ll reach consensus pretty quickly.

4. Schedule an axe-throwing/primal scream parents night out.

5. Pair each agenda item with a different kind of chocolate. (Munch, munch. All in favor? The ayes have it. Next!)