1. The last time you saw someone’s hands go up that frequently, you were on a roller coaster.

2. She asked the PTO to drop its penny wars fundraiser for something less violent.

3. She can’t figure out which dad is Robert or why he’s such a stickler at meetings.

4. She’s reading the minutes from the last three meetings—with avid interest.

5. She can close her purse without jamming the zipper on PTO receipts or reimbursement forms.