1. Fireman: Who else can flood your school’s blacktop to create a family skating rink or fill the carnival dunk tank in less than 20 minutes?

2. Police Officer: You know, it never hurts to have the law around during your heavily contested race for PTO president.

3. Hairdresser: A real pro with the scissors, she can cut dozens of stars for your volunteer walk of fame in no time flat.

4. Court Reporter: A natural for recording secretary, she’d write the most accurate meeting minutes you’ve ever seen.

5. Street Sweeper: Just open those cafeteria doors wide and say goodbye to long nights of cleaning up after the spaghetti dinner!

6. Banker: Someone with access to an automated coin counter who’s also expert at handling cash and dealing with numbers—a more qualified treasurer there never was!