Hi,

I have just been handed our schools newsletter, due tomorrow, and want to jazz it up a little with something fun. Any ideas wil be appreciated. I saw a post about the TOP 10 REASONS I CAN'T ATTENT A PTO MEETING, anyone have something like this I could use? I'll give you credit in the newsletter.

Ok, I found something I sould use

QUESTIONS TEACHERS HOPE YOUR KIDS WON'T ASK

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice a cold tomorrow, what temperature is it going to be?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?